The Coalition's 2009 ‘Partner of the Year’: Taylor Swift
© 2009 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
There are thousands of coalition partners situate everywhere in the world. Many visibly contribute and some so extraordinarily. And given that remarkable commitment to coalition interests and objectives there is now a special honor for that. Just like ‘Time’ and its ‘Person of the Year’, the coalition’s inaugural award of ‘Partner of the Year’ goes to Taylor Swift.
There are several criteria for ‘Partner of the Year’. One of the most relied upon is the number of Geo Award nominations in the year the honor is bestowed. In 2009, that is – without equal – Taylor, with eleven. Her contributions, which began in March 2008*, are extraordinary as much in the amount as in their breadth and scope. Virtually everything she’s done in the public eye since joining the coalition has been geo-politicized: lyrics, music videos, interviews, the design, launch and execution of her concert tour, award show appearances, performances and acceptance speeches, hosting and performing on ‘Saturday Night Live’ and photography. She’s so totally, completely and absolutely dedicated, she even risked irreversibly tarnishing her pristine reputation.
* 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
In 2008 she was the recipient of her first Geo Award for this instance of Photographic Diplomacy:
December 31, ‘08
[Presidential quantum, ‘key to my heart’ isolation-deprivation theme]
In 2009 she received Geo Award nominations in the following categories:
The category of ‘Uber-Fashion Theme’:
February '09
[Canadian prison certainty, justice, Presidential quantum, uber-fashion theme]
April, ‘09
[prison certainty, uber-fashion theme]
In the category for ‘Most Geo-Politically Creative Lyrics’, which high profiles the fundamental deconstruction and reconstitution of the Canadian state:
It’s just a sad picture,
The final blow hits you
Somebody else gets what you wanted again
You know it’s all the same
Another time and place
Repeating history, and your getting sick of it
But I believe in whatever you do
And I’ll do anything to see it through
Because these things will change
Can you feel it now?
These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down
It’s a revolution, the time will come for us to finally win
We’ll sing hallelujah…
We’ll sing hallelujah…
Oh… Oh, oh..
So you’ve been outnumbered
Raided and now cornered
It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair
We’re getting stronger now
From things they never found
They might be bigger, but we’re faster and never scared
You can walk away and say we don’t need this
But there’s something in your eyes, says we can beat this
These things will change
Can you feel it now?
These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down
It’s a revolution, the time will come for us to finally win
We’ll sing hallelujah…
We’ll sing hallelujah…
Oh… Oh,oh..
Tonight we’re standing on our knees
To fight for what we worked for all these years
The battle was long, it’s the fight of our lives
Will we stand up champions tonight?
It was the night things changed
Can you see it now?
When the walls that they put up to hold us back fell down
It’s a revolution, throw your hands up, cause we never gave in
We’ll sing halleluiah…
We’ll sing halleluiah…
Hallelujah
The category of the ‘Most Geo-Politicized Television Show’: Taylor Swift: Condemnation for Chinada’s Militarized Human Experimentation Involving Hypnosis: The Lab Monkey Metaphor III; and A Super Nova Amongst Superstars Whose Middle Name is ‘Geo-Politically Prolific’.
The category for the ‘Behind Enemy Lines Theme’:
Taylor [w/ Flare Magazine (Canada)]
May 7, '09
[coalition identifier, Canada, behind enemy lines, 'you're going down' Madonna Maneuver]
The category for the ‘Lab Monkey Theme’:
May 29, ‘09
The category for ‘Most Cleverly Geo-Politicized Magazine Covers’:
Taylor & Rolling Stone Magazine
March’09
[compensation ratifier X2, quantum = coalition identifier, “secret” = coalition
confidentiality theme,isolation-deprivation (romance)]
The category for the ‘Isolation-Deprivation (Marriage) Theme':
May 7, '09
[Powell M., Diaz M., isolation-deprivation (marriage)]
The category of ‘Most Creative Use of Lexiconic Colors’:
October 7, ‘09
[prison certainty, justice, quantum, coalition identifying triple use of lexicon]
The category of ‘Best Initiative High Profiling Fiefdom-Totalitarian Commu-Nazi Genocidal Racism’:
October 25, ‘09
[the ‘Nazi’ constituent of Fiefdom-Totalitarian Commu-Nazi Genocidal Racism]
and
[Nazi theme plus Coercive Diplomacy (Bullet to the Brain]
The category of ‘Isolation-Deprivation (Romance)’:
November 15, '09
[coalition identifier, China, justice, isolation-deprivation (romance)]
